Cincinnati at Baltimore — CIN … Tigers will eat a bird

Oakland at N.Y. Giants — NYG … Nothing can beat a Giant (unless your name is David)

Dallas at Kansas City — DAL … Cowboys would beat the Chief because there are not to many fighting Indians. They all spend their time at their casinos.

Washington at Carolina — WAS … The Redskin would eat the panther for dinner

Minnesota at St. Louis — MIN … Vikings would destroy a small little ram

Tampa Bay at Philadelphia — PHI … The eagle could fly way from the Buccaneers. Pirates can’t aim to good with one eye.

Pittsburgh at Detroit — PIT … This is a hard one but I am going to have to go with Steelers because you can knock a lion out with a steel pipe.

Cleveland at Buffalo — BUF … A bill makes little piles of “brown” so it wins! What the heck is a “brown” anyways?

Atlanta at San Fransisco — ATL … Again, not sure what a “49er” is so I am going with the falcon.

Houston at Arizona — HOU … Everything is bigger in Texas so they are to big for a small red bird to take them down.

New England at Denver — DEN … A bronco is mean and would run over a Patriot. But it is gets to close to the QB then it will get a flag thrown for looking like it was going to even think about knocking Brady our of his high heels.

Jacksonville at Seattle — JAC … Jaguar would eat a seahawk.

Indianapolis at Tennessee — INDY … As much as I hate to go this to my team I am going to have to chose the Colts. I think a ladybug could beat the Titans now. =( Poor Tennessee. There is always next year!

N.Y. Jets at Miami — NY – An airplane would out last a dolphin. Dolphins aren’t as fast as Jets.